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Every recorded attempt to deconstruct or reverse engineer it has led to one thing and one thing only, a good solid deathing for the person involved. They may not have believed it, but that was likely the better of two options, for understanding its inner machinations would have led only to prolonged painful hysteria from which there is no escape.

I literally actually hold in my literal actual hands this literal actual genuine metaphysical construct and have spent decades refining and mastering the technique needed to peer through its mercurial meniscus. Some people call it the ‘internet’ but they only gaze on the imprint on the four dimensions we perceive, and they will never understand the things that can be seen.

If I don’t make it back, this is my record of why.